Ballin On A Budget: External Vibes

One of the most frustrating things I’ve heard from my customers is that they want high quality functions within their budget. And unfortunately it’s almost impossible to find luxury toy quality with a college student price range. So what do most people end up doing? Going for something cheap that breaks a couple of weeks later or leaves them feeling unsatisfied and doubting the magic of sex toys. And while I would love to sell all of you lovely people on the amazing benefits of investing your mulla on some high quality brands (believe me some are  ABSOLUTELY worth it) I still want you to have some orgasm inducing experiences while you save your pennies. So here’s a list of my favorite budget friendly babes.


  • You’ll notice I don’t use sites like Amazon or Ebay that’s because they are not authorized by the vendors to sell the toys and therefore cannot guarantee authenticity and quality.


External Toys (IE Bullets & Pocket Rockets)

These little ones are meant for external stimulation only and are a great way to start if you’ve never tried or are not interested in internal play.


  1. Pretty in Pink by Evolved Novelties

Loverspackage : $44

This sleek little bullet packs a punch. It has 7 different vibration patterns, one for every day of the week and small enough to hide away in a panty drawer. This toy is rechargeable through a USB cable and is “waterproof”. Because it is plug in and not magnet charged I would suggest only shower play with this one. Evolved also carries a 5 year warranty so make sure to take a picture of that receipt and register your toy online.


  1. Callie Vibrating Mini Wand by JOPEN




This beautiful little vibe will look and make you feel like a million bucks. That pretty bling also serves as the off/on button and changes through it’s 7 different setting. Twist it off to reveal you charging port because who wants to run out and. buy a pack of AAA when you can plug it at your laptop before playtime. Jopen by CalEx carries a 1 year warranty so make sure to take a picture of your receipt and register your toy.


  1. Devices of Desire by Doc Johnson



This is the classic pocket rocket with a Millennial Pink makeover. One AA battery and endless possibilities. This is a perfect start for those who are just starting their journey of exploration. You have a dial that gives you an ON, OFF and OPEN option so make sure to be careful with that dial. This toy is not recommended for use in water at all so keep it on dry land.


4.Lush – Dahlia by New Sensation Novelties

LoversPackage: $32

AdultCentralOutlet: $28.60

This tiny little vibe is close to the size of a finger tip! Super powerful and super tiny plus it’s rechargeable. This mini vibe somes in Pink and Purple and measures 2.4 in x 1 in so it’s it’s small enough for even the most paranoid person. I promise NO ONE WILL KNOW 😉 It’s made with ABS Plastic with a satin finish so none of those gross jelly textures. Packaging states that it’s “Waterproof” but since the charger plugs into the toy I would take that with a grain of salt. Pair this bad boy with your favorite tingling clitoral stimulation and water based lube and have fun!


  1. My Screaming O Vibrating Lipstick

LoversPackage: $10.50

AdultCentralOutlet: $14.48


Last but certainly not least, this piece here is a MASSIVE bestseller for bachelorette parties and those looking for an inexpensive travel companion they don’t intend to keep around. Description: My Secret Screaming O Vibrating Lipstick is a super-powered, discreet mini vibe that looks just like lipstick! With a soft silicone Flex-Tip, this massager is angled for smooth, targeted stimulation. It comes with 3 speeds plus a bonus pulsating “tease” mode. Included with your toy are 3 Replaceable AG13 batteries last 45+ minutes. It is Latex- and phthalate-free and is NOT  waterproof.


I would not recommend these as your forever friend, but until then who needs forever when you can have right now. Inexpensive vibes can be a fun way of exploring your pleasures before investing in something that will BLOW YOUR MIND.


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